In a world without men
there would no longer be war...
          Just intense negociations
          every 28 days!
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I found this card at the store, and just had to share it with you.  I have 3 younger brothers, and I always thought I was pretty nice to them.  They, however, seem to think I treated them more like this:

"We've had a lot of great memories, brother....  Like the day your were born and Mom and Dad brought you home from the vet.  Stuff like that."
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"Women know the weight of every item of clothing they own, so we don't have to get on the scale naked.  We just deduct.  For instance, I know that my sweats weigh in at exactly twenty-one pounds." (quote from Christina Irene, weight watcher)

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I was reading a little fun piece called "Wild Words from Wild Women" and I finally found something that explains why I have to excuse myself from the world and paint...

"I am convinced that there are times in everybody"s experience when there is so much to be done, that the only way to it is to sit down and do nothing."  (Fanny Fern)

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 I think Age is a very high price to pay for Maturity.

You are only YOUNG once, but you can stay IMMATURE indefinitely.

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